Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
So when we opened his headboard we found a bottle of crisco sitting on top of his porn magazines.
I guess we all know what he was cookin.
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
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