i was rollin on her like bob the builder
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
it's like heaven, but drunker
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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