I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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