So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Soo I got blood taken today and when the doctor came back with the results she said "you aren't sick but the tests show that you are currently drunk..."
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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