Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
Come on in and take your pants off
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