I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
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Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
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He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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