I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I now officially know the distance between my two boobs is one twizzler.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
ok first of all what the fuck
One can only be this extremely wet once a year and I feel like I'm bitch slapping god by not using this gift he has bestowed on me.
Randomize
