that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I'm too socially awkward and sexually frustrated to get through this evening sober.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
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