He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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