I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Swine flu is the new snow day.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
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dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
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Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
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