He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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