i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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