I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Watching Fresh Prince at 9am with a beer in hand and he just said to Uncle Phil "Sometimes I worry that I'll never get my life together." I feel like that was a sign from above or something
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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