Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
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They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
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Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
Is there a greeting card for "I can't keep being The Other Woman"?
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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