OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
im going to forcibly insert an angry corn snake into his urethra
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
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we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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