he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
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