Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
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you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
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Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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