your horoscope this morning...very interesting...good luck today
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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