i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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