Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
the girl peeing in the stall next to mine has really cute shoes. on a scale of 1 to restraining order, how weird would it be to compliment them from in here?
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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