You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
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I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
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Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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