apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
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just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
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Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Oh were you the stripper at that club last Sunday when i was trippin on acid wearing a giraffe outfit?
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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