you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i'll llet you know if at any point this night starts to make any sense
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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