I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Walked into my campus store carrying a pitcher of sangria. No fucks given. Also this recipe is banging.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
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You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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