my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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