New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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