I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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