So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
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I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
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2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
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