he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Hippo gnu deer
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
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Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
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She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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