Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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