worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
babies were throwing up all over the place
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
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