Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
New requirements. My future husband must have a nose ring and wear headbands.
We are no longer friends.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
And since we used to fuck you are absolutely obligated to like my tweets
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
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