This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I look better un-naked...
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
You don't know commitment until you try and waterproof a non-waterproof vibrator
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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