do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
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we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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