Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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