I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
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please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I come from a long history of big boobed German, Swedish, and Irish women. And then there's me. Mother nature was like "Naaaaaaah."
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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