thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Condoms? Check. Glitter? Check. Fuck me pumps? Double check. Dignity? No where to be found. I'm about to homewreck the shit out of that dumb bitch.
I've been meaning to talk to you about your lack of self-respect these days and the toll it's taking on your vagina.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
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His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
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No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
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