i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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