Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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