Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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