He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
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I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
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when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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