that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
I asked if he wants to help me spring forward at 2am on Sunday. He seems down.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
I just hooked up with the German exchange student who doesn't speak English. And you said I have no talent.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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