Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
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Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
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Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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