actually, I'm a sock model
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
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I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
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My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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