Already got asked if we're dating
Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
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