Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
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Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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