Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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