Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
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His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
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am i new drunk or am i still drunk
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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