Pregnant stripper...not hot.
just tell him i said nine months
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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