people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
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