So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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