I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
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The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Drunkasaurus has found a new cave to eat all the children she captured
I need to get you away from Bacardi 151 and out from under the bed
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
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Who put the fucking tampon in my Mike's hard lemonade?
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
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