is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
There's literally not a single picture of him with a shirt on. I can't talk to him without dislocating my eye balls.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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