I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
Ugh a 13 year old just asked me why people drink, I had to explain it without making it sound good. I need a drink.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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