Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
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You kept calling me your small dog last night.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
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Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
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