even my farts smell like vagina
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
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Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You need to let me be on top sometimes. I gotta get rid of these love handles
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
There's scrapes on the inside of both my thighs.. Because we wanted to get drunk and climb trees naked.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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