I looked at my own cervix.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Pants are for mortals
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