I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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